From Amazon bestselling author Layla Moon comes a feral, feminist, blood-soaked dark novelette.Welcome to Poppy's haunted house filled with spiders, bones, body parts, witchy shenanigans and a queer nutter who absolutely does not play nice.She happens to be a professional problem-solver.The kind hired to deal with men who refuse to understand consent.In Poppy's world, predators don’t get second chances. They're hunted. What’s left behind becomes her décor, trophies, and reminders that actions have consequences.This twisted short read blends pitch-black humour, unapologetic violence, and feral female rage into a story that repels most readers.🖤 Queer anti-hero🖤 Questionable acts🖤 Dark humour & horror vibes🖤 Morally irredeemable FMCWarning: the title should be enough.------------------------------------------------You might think I’m your average spooky, queer goth girl who lives in a haunted house with spiders, bones, bugs, and witchy shit with a girlfriend who has a girlfriend who has a husband.But I’m much more than that.I’m a hitwoman.They pay, I slay.Oh, by the way, those bones that decorate my house (as well as other things) are little keepsakes from my victims.Psst, spoiler alert: I also keep their dicks and eyeballs.Anyway, I kill men who have a hearing issue... you know, the ones who can’t hear the word “no” when a woman says it?Yeah, that’s me.I’m Mommy. Suck Mommy's P*ss Flaps is a dark feminine rage featuring explicit content, unaliving and minimal plot. This novelette prioritises horror vibes, multiple love interests, and justice served cold.This book is intended for 18+ readers only.