A regency romance between a table and a maiden. I don't know how long I've been trapped inside of this table or why it happened in the first place. I spend my days watching dust motes drift by, rats scurrying across the floor, and wishing for someone, anyone, to know I exist.That is until Lady Rose Ward moves in. She doesn't look like she belongs in this drabby cottage that is falling down around us, but I immediately want her to stay.When something threatens to take her away from the cottage, and away from me, I fight to free myself from my wooden prison.But exactly how does one explain to a proper young woman they're a man from inside her table?The Maiden and the Table is a sentient object, regency romance. This spicy tale will take you on a hilarious and sometimes emotional journey. Please read the author's note for content warnings.